Welcome to Your Poetry Dot Com - Read, Rate, Comment on, or Submit Poetry. Browse Poetry Forums, or just enjoy other parts of our poetic community.
One of the largest databases of poetry on the net, now over 198,500+ poems!
Welcome to Your Poetry Dot Com    Poems On Site: 198,500+   Comments On Poems: 427,000+   Forum Posts: 105,000+
Custom Search
  Welcome ! Home  ·  FAQ  ·  Topics  ·  Web Links  ·  Your Account  ·  Submit Poetry  ·  Top 30  ·  OldSite Link 19-April 21:49:49 AEST  
· Micks Shop
· Our eBay Store· Error Submit
· Submit Poetry
· Least Read Poems
· Topics
· Members Listing
· Old Site Post 2001
· Old Site Pre 2001
· Poetry Archive
· Public Domain Poetry
· Stories (NEW ! )
· Submit Story
· Story Topics
· Stories Archive
· Story Search
· Our Poetry Forums
· Our Arcade
100's of Games !

  Site Help
· Feedback

  Members Areas
· Your Account
· Members Journals
· Premium Sign-Up
  Premium Section
· Special Section
· Premium Poems
· Premium Submit
· Premium Search
· Premium Top
· Premium Archive
· Premium Topics
 Fun & Games

· Jokes
· Bubble Puzzle
· ConnectN
· Cross Word
· Cross Word Easy
· Drag Puzzle
· Word Hunt
· Dictionary
· Dictionary (Rhyming)
· Site Updates
· Content
· Special Content
· Search
· Web Links
· All Links
· Top 30
  Help This Site
· Donations
· Recipes
· Moderators
Our Other Sites
· Embroidery Design Store
· Your Jokes
· Special Urls
· JM Embroideries
· Public Domain Poetry and Stories
· Diamond Dotz
· Cooking Info and Recipes
· Quoof - Australian Story


Fun with candy bar names

Contributed by SPOKENWORDARTIST on Sunday, 19th May 2019 @ 06:19:57 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

mr goodbar was caught playing with his crunch bar while almond joy was feeling her mounds.

whachamacallit was having fun with Mike and ike trying get them to share their Boston baked beans for a piece of her kitkat bar.

while playing with her peppermint patty as it was nice and smooth.

Mrs. reese`s peanut butter cups were a handful for mr lemonhead`s tongue his sour center was bitter sweet.

Her bottle caps filled her shirt just right snug not loose but just right.

while she was enjoying a bit o honey felling silly as she snickers quietly to her self.

she made a deal with him for a night at the hundred grand hotel for a payday.

Mr m&m simply replied I melt in your mouth not in your hands so you my dear Sugar babies can`t be Made.

Ms chunky was feeling funky cause she couldn`t have a taste of milky way.

Lonely she was on fifth ave and the clark bar looking at the eye candy sir heath
playing the piano mmm I could melt his Charleston chew with just her thoughts.

To her dismay embarrassed by a thought of musketeers she shouted out loud o Henry as she slip off the bar stool and fainted.

Zagnut rushed to her aide when she opened her eyes at home in bed from a dream oh my she said my she is wet with cookies and cream.

Never the same with think clean of candy bar names.

Copyright © SPOKENWORDARTIST ... [ 2019-05-19 18:19:57]
(Date/Time posted on site)


Previous Posted Poem         | |         Next Posted Poem

Sorry, comments are no longer allowed for anonymous, please register for a free membership to access this feature and more
All comments are owned by the poster. Your Poetry Dot Com is not responsible for the content of any comment.
That said, if you find an offensive comment, please contact via the FeedBack Form with details, including poem title etc.
Re: Fun with candy bar names (User Rating: 1 )
by JamesStockdale on Tuesday, 28th May 2019 @ 03:19:36 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)
Great job here- dirty and funny :)

While every care is taken to ensure the general sites content is family safe, our moderators cannot be in all places; all the time. Please report poetry and or comments that are in breach of our site rules HERE (Please include poem title or url). Parents also please ensure that you supervise your children well when they are on the internet; regardless of what a site says about being, or being considered, child-safe.

Poetry is much like a great photo, a single "moment in time" capturing many feelings and emotions. Yet, they are very alive; creating stirrings within the readers who form visual "pictures" of the expressed emotions within the Poem. ©

Opinions expressed in the poetry, comments, forums etc. on this site are not necessarily those of this site, its owners and/or operators; but of the individuals who post items to this site.
Frequently Asked Questions | | | Privacy Policy | | | Contact Webmaster

All submitted items are Copyright © to their submitter. All the rest Copyright © 2002-2050 by Your Poetry Dot Com

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owners.

Script Generation Time: 0.052 Seconds. - View our Site Map | .© your-poetry.com