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Marry Me

Contributed by jamesstockdale on Thursday, 13th August 2020 @ 02:32:27 PM in AEST
Topic: fantasy

My fairest maiden Alice White
From a foreign land deemed not quite right
I offer thy fair maiden a life unladen
I extend my hand cause I can not drop on bended knee
I dream of only you and me and that`s the way it should always be
For I am your true love
Down to every drop of Timotheus blood
Under the stars, I grasp your derrière, steal smothering kisses by the seashore
In the distance, you can hear Timotheus snore
I know he be a younger lass, but he is lactose intolerant and full of gas
Take my hand you my fair maiden
And we shall go off misbehaving
A love like ours has never been so true
Taketh not my hand and I shall be blue
The other gent may get bent but his love be not true
I read the words you have written, and I be smitten
In my dreams, your lips are not all that is bitten
For Timotheus have not a soul, his love should not be your goal
I have never married, and he is at twenty-three I believe, but I shall check and see
My fairest maiden if it was not to be
Out of glory and pride, thy soul a sword shall pierce
I may be cheap, but I`m no whore
With that said, I shall love you forevermore

Copyright © jamesstockdale ... [ 2020-08-13 14:32:27]
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Re: Marry Me (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 13th August 2020 @ 11:35:57 PM AEST
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"The other gent may get bent but his love be not true"


That`s because I don`t have a soul. 😆

I heard someone the other day say, "That Jimmy ain`t quite right in the head" and I was wondering what he meant. Now I know. 😅 j/k

You silly, Timmy Jimmy.

Re: Marry Me (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 16th August 2020 @ 02:48:40 AM AEST
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I/'/m reading Zachery/'/s Carters new book about the life of John Maynard Keynes, entitled, "the price of peace, money, democracy, and the life of John Maynard Keynes".
Then, just now, I read this poem which is virtuous.
Love they say, is the elephant in the room.
Love is knowing something special about yourself and not being afraid to show it.
Sure, love can be irrational. One can be wrong, not fully aware of their intentions.
But poems are different. Some (poems) might carry forth from both sides of any argument.
And for a litany of reasons I love this poem, and can say, that this is what brings me to loving poetry itself.
Good stuff!

Re: Marry Me (User Rating: 1 )
by purplestary on Thursday, 20th August 2020 @ 08:20:17 PM AEST
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well well well. I have been gone a while, and I have to say I got a good laugh from the first thing I decided to read upon my return. lol. Clever, and humorous writing. thank you. :)

Re: Marry Me (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 26th August 2020 @ 07:49:34 AM AEST
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"I offer thy fair maiden a life unladen"
Because I`m better than Braden or Aiden
And Jimmy is easier than that nut sack Timmy
TimmyJimmy got to rid the world of JimmyTimmy
Yumpin` Yiminny double live gonzo the jelly
I ate Timmy, now he`s gassing my little ol`belly (smelly) 🤢
Digestive juices with no excuses, JimmyTimmy`s gone
Alice, my dear, TimmyJimmy`s still goin` strong
Alice you`re lovely, no malice and adorable
TimmyJimmy`s gotta crush and my thoughts are deplorable

With love,

(Not JimmyTimmy)

Re: Marry Me (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 2nd September 2020 @ 02:33:29 AM AEST
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Oh yeah, // that // comment. 😆😆

Re: Marry Me (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 19th September 2020 @ 10:04:51 AM AEST
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oh tongue in cheek i thought you were serious at first lol im going through fantasy poetry and marry me looked cute

Re: Marry Me (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 19th September 2020 @ 10:07:01 AM AEST
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that comment should be a poem too tim that good 😅

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