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Array ( [sid] => 98507 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Down At The Loch (Quadruple Clerihew) [time] => 2005-06-18 17:18:18 [hometext] => [bodytext] => Down at the loch
I lost my sock,
It went missin'
For it, I went fishin'.

I jumped in the loch
Where I lost my sock,
Face to face with Nessy
I was scared, I must confessy.

She had it on her flipper
Which was under her slipper,
Had to fight her for it
And I nearly ****.

She socked me in the eyes
I got a kick in the thighs,
I'll never again jump in the loch
Where I lost my sock.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Mar.9/2005 [comments] => 3 [counter] => 154 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Cynthia [notes] => |||||||Partially edited out, due to use of letters to indicate a banned word. ---Moderator_14||||||| [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Down At The Loch (Quadruple Clerihew)

Contributed by Cynthia on Saturday, 18th June 2005 @ 05:18:18 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Down at the loch
I lost my sock,
It went missin'
For it, I went fishin'.

I jumped in the loch
Where I lost my sock,
Face to face with Nessy
I was scared, I must confessy.

She had it on her flipper
Which was under her slipper,
Had to fight her for it
And I nearly ****.

She socked me in the eyes
I got a kick in the thighs,
I'll never again jump in the loch
Where I lost my sock.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Mar.9/2005




Copyright © Cynthia ... [ 2005-06-18 17:18:18]
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Re: Down At The Loch (Quadruple Clerihew) (User Rating: 1 )
by DorianChambers on Saturday, 18th June 2005 @ 07:41:17 PM AEST
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cute poem dispite the ever richieous mods
r up to there tricks again im sure it must have been a real baaaaaaaaaaaaaddddd
word, nice peice of poetry . . .

Ben


Re: Down At The Loch (Quadruple Clerihew) (User Rating: 1 )
by MorningDove on Saturday, 18th June 2005 @ 08:17:49 PM AEST
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Well someone is on the wrong BAN wagon.
What horrible word could it have been ? bit her, hit her, sit on her, kill her. I am not against censorship when needed but I feel very sure this moderator was wrong, very wrong.

Rita


Re: Down At The Loch (Quadruple Clerihew) (User Rating: 1 )
by SinginSilence on Friday, 15th July 2005 @ 02:07:11 AM AEST
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i hope that was sarcasm, with wondering what the word was that got edited out, and if that's the case that's not a funny joke. if you were serious then i'm speechless. Also i think the word "confessy" ruins this poem in all honesty




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