Pay the Price A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me, I''d like a pint of beer." The bartender serves the drink and says, "That''ll be four dollars." The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender. "Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can''t accept that." The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What''s going on here?" the man asks. Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar." |