The Three Holes A man was going out of town for a week and He wanted to make sure nothing happened to his house. So he called his cousin to come down and baby-sit his house for him. He told his cousin he could have parties if he makes sure he doesnt burn the house down and only if he doesnt put his stick in the three holes in his bedroom. The cousin was a little confused by this, but said ok. So a party was going on and the cousin was drunk when he stumbled up into the bedroom. He saw the holes and his eyes lit up in curiosity. He unzipped and tried out the first hole; it felt REALLY good. thinking it would feel just as good as the first, he stuck it in the second hole. It felt scratchy and hard. So he moved onto the third hole and the minute he stuck it in he screamed bloody murder! So the cousin comes back and took one look at his babysitter and knew he used the holes. He shook his head as his hurting cousin asked him what the hell was in the holes. He told him " the first one was a woman; the second was a piece of sand paper glued to a rock; and the third.....was a pencil sharpener". |