3 guys go to heaven
when they get there saint patrick says "heaven is a big place so i''ll give you a type of transportation depending on how many times you''ve cheated on your wives.
so he asks the first man "how long have you been married and how many times have you cheated on your wife?"
so the first man says 5 years and i''ve cheated 10 times.
so saint patrick says "you''ve been unfaithful you get a Pinto"
so the first guy drives away
so saint patrick asks the second guy "how long have you been married and how many times have you cheated on your wife?"
the second guy says "10 years and iv''e cheated 5 times"
so saint patrick says "oh that''s better you get a buick"
so the second guy drives away
then saint patrick asks the third guy "how long have you been married and how many times have you cheated on your wife?"
the third guy says "i''ve been married 50 years and i''ve cheated on my wife once"
saint patrick says "wow that is really good you get a porsche"
so the third guy drives away.
a few days pass and the first and the second guy see the third man siting on a curb crying they walk up to him and ask him what is wrong he says "i saw my wife"
the first and the second guy says "oh thats ok she has to die someday now you can be with her forever."
the third guy then says "the only problem is that i saw her and she was on a skateboard"
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