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2. If You Use Left Overs For Bait While Ice Fishing...You Might Be A Red Neck...
3. If You Live In Alabama...There Is No Might About it, You Are A Red Neck...
4. If You Think You Can Erase Permanent Ink...You Might Be A Red Neck...
5. If You Think A Water Gun Shoots Bullets...You Might Be A Redneck...
6. If The Only Gold You''ve Seen Is Your Fillings...You Might Be A Red Neck...
7. If Your First Cousin Is Your First Wife...You Might Be A Red Neck...
8. If You Think Water Is Supposed To Be Rusty Looking...You Might Be A Red Neck...
9. If You Think Beer Bellies Are Sexy...You Might Be A Red Neck...
10. If A Dixie Chick Song Changed Your Life...You Might Be A Red Neck...
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