A Priest and a Rabbi were having dinner together and the priest asked the rabbi,
"I know your Orthodox, but have you ever eaten pork?"
The rabbi answered, "well, acctually, yes I have, a couple of times."
Then the rabbi askes the priest,
"I know you have to be celebit, but have you ever, you know?"
The priest answered, "Well, yeah, I did, but just a couple of times."
After that confession by the priest the rabbi leans over to him and say,
"It''s a lot better than pork isn''t it!"
While every care is taken to ensure the general sites content is family safe, our moderators cannot be in all
places; all the time. Please report poetry and or comments that are in breach of our site rules HERE (Please include poem title or url).
Parents also please ensure that you supervise your children well when they are on the internet; regardless of
what a site says about being, or being considered, child-safe.
Opinions expressed in the poetry, comments, forums etc. on this site are not necessarily those of this site, its
owners and/or operators; but of the individuals who post items to this site. Frequently Asked Questions | | | Privacy Policy | | | Contact
Webmaster
Menu
· 
Poetry
Site Help
Members
Areas
Reference
Search
Top
Others
Print this joke
Send the joke
Site
Visitors