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JOKES : Adult : HOPE kills

HOPE kills
ham Posted by Cristi on 2004-Jul-08
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one day a man was very bored and decided that he wanted to get some play so he went to a local bar and met a woman named hope he was HOPING that he would get her in bed later that night so he bought her a few drinks and tried to seduce her with his sexy words she finally got into his car and they went back to his apartment he was slowly untying her dress as he felt he was going further with this girl and all of a sudden she said u only HOPEd that you couldve put ur car in my garage
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