JOKES : Animal : Animals have the darndest thoughts
Animals have the darndest thoughts
ham Posted by ladyfawn on
2003-Mar-15
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Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."
Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don''t think I''ll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"
Goldfish: "The wimp ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"
Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HECK, no!"
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