One man divorces his wife and as he is walking along the beach he sees a female genie. The genie says "you have three wishes but, I know that you divorced your wife so what ever you wish for your ex-wife gets double." the man thinks on it for a second to see if its worth it and agrees. His first wish is " I wish to be the most beautiful person in the world." The genie agrees and says,"your ex-wife is now the most beautiful Being in the universe."The man accepts this and goes on to his second wish," I wish for all the riches in the world." The genie replies," Ok, now your ex-wife is richer then you." "Fine!" Says the man while he was pondering "Ok now I wish for you to beat me Half To Death!"
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