Man walks into a bar with a small crocodile. puts the croc on the barstool whacks the croc on the head twice and its jaws open he then pulls his man hood out sticks it into the crocs mouth and whacks it again once. The croc shuts its mouth stopping millimetres from severing his manhood. whacks the croc twice and pulls his man hood out tucking it away.
He then offers anyone in the bar $100 if they repeat the act. no responce so he calls them all chickens and ups the offer to $200. after a lengthy delay a blonde chic stands up and say''s Were not chickens and I''ll prove it by taking your offer and your money, just don''t hit me on the head so hard".
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