A panda walked into a restaurant and sat down. The waiter came over and the Panda ordered a sandwhich. When the waiter came back he said:
"Do you want anything else?" The Panda stands up and reply''s:
"Yes actually" Then he pulls a gun out of his pocket and shoots the waiter. The policeman sitting at the next table turns to the panda and says:
"You can''t do that"
"Do what?" The panda replied.
"You can''t just go around shooting people like that"
"Yes i can" the Panda insisted. "It''s what Panda''s do, look it up in the dictionary." So, the policeman, who happens to have a dictionary in his pocket, pulls it out and looks up Panda. Underneath Panda it says:
''Eats shoots and leaves''
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