two older ladies meet after having not seen each other for several years.
the first lady told the second that she had hated to hear that her husband of many years, had passed away, and later in her conversation she asked the second lady how her love life had been going, thus
1st lady
"honey how is your sex life"
2nd lady
"fine i have three lovers"
1st lady
"three wow what are their name''s maybe i know one of them?"
2nd lady
"all three are named lee roy"
1st lady
"how in the world do keep them all straight in your mind?"
2nd lady
"i knicknamed them after my favorie drink''s"
1st lady
"how does that work?"
2nd lady
"leeroy #1 i call him mountain dew, hes a mountain of a man and he knows what to do.
1st lady
"go ahead girl"
2nd lady,
"lee roy #2 i call him seven-up., hes got seven inches and its always up!"
1st lady
" go ahead girl"
2nd lady
" lee roy number three i just call him jack daniels"
1st lady
" i dont understand jack daniels is not a soft drink its a hard liquor"
2nd lady "
thats right he is a hard licker with a big smile on her face!
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