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anlin in a bar
ham Posted by BabyFacedAngel2010 on 2007-Mar-18
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an alin walks into a bar and goes right up to a girl drinkn'' he stuck his finger out ans zaped her *zap* she said "wht the hell r u doing" and he just zaped her again *zap* so she said "If u zap me again im cuting ut dick off" so the alin zaped her again *zap* so she broke her beer bottle and cut his dick off... How does teh alin have sex???
answer:he zaps them
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