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JOKES : Relegions : Golf in Heaven

Golf in Heaven
ham Posted by rick2 on 2012-Jan-12
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Jesus and Moses are on their way to a round of golf when the come across an old man sitting on a park bench. By his side is a bag of clubs. Jesus says to the old man "Would you care to join us for a game?". "Certainly", replied the old man. Moses is elected to tee off first and does so. His ball lands in the water and quickly sinks. "Not a problem", says Moses and he walks up to the waters edge, spreads his arms and the waters part reveiling his ball. He takes a second shot and the ball lands inches from the cup. Three and out.
Jesus is next to hit and his ball lands on the water. "Not a problem", says Jesus and walks atop the water taking his second shot which lands on the green and rolls into the cup. Two and out.
The old man tees his ball and takes a feeble swing. The ball rolls off the tee and travels about three slow inches before a squirrel runs from a nearby tree, picks up the ball and heads for the water. Just then an eagle swoops down from above picking up the squirrel who holds fast the ball between its teeth. Just as the eagle clears the water a bolt of lightning flashes striking the eagle who drops the squirrel who drops the ball which rolls onto the green and into the cup. One and out. Jesus turns to the old man in awe and says, "Nice shot Dad!".
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