A girl sat on the side of the road counting, but only saying one number.
"Ninety-eight, ninety-eight, ninety-eight, ninety-eight..."
Until a blonde came along.
Blonde: "What are you doing?"
Girl: "Counting."
Blonde: "Can I count?"
Girl: "Sure."
So the blonde asked the girl how to do so, and the girl replied with,
"Well, first you sit in the middle of the road, and then you start counting."
So the blonde sat in the middle of the road and started counting.
"One, two, three..."
SPLAT. The blonde got run over. The girl on the side of the road said,
"Ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine, ninety-nine..."
(My apologies to all blondes out there. It could easily be someone else, I''m sure.)
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