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[aid] => mick
[title] => We Put The Wrong Son Up For Adoption
[time] => 2020-02-24 00:18:52
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[bodytext] => My son is a thief and a drug user. I/'/m not lying when I say he/'/s a loser. It/'/s too much for my wife and I to bear. He/'/s addicted to Meth and he/'/s on welfare. When my wife had twins, we chose the wrong option. We put the wrong son up for adoption. Our other son owns Starbucks and he/'/s a billionaire. He/'/s not a loser like our other son who is on welfare. When I told him that I/'/m his biological father, he kicked me below the belt. It really hurt when I was kicked down there, you don/'/t want to know how it felt. I didn/'/t know that a son would actually do that to his own dad. He/'/s furious because we put him up for adoption, he/'/s really mad. When I introduced myself, it didn/'/t help matters when I asked for a million bucks. He ripped off my toupee and people started laughing at my bald head, that sucked. I got kicked in the crotch and now everybody knows that I/'/m bald. If you ever have twins, don/'/t give up the wrong one or you might also be appalled. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 66 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyJohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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