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Edsel
I own something that makes my life a living hell.
I/'/ve become a social outcast because I drive an Edsel.
When I drive it, I hope that I/'/m having a nightmare, I hope I/'/m only dreaming.
When women see it, they won/'/t go out with me and they can/'/t stop screaming.
Ford almost became a laughing stock because they made this automobile.
This is a car that nobody will buy and it/'/s something that nobody will steal.
When I try to trade it in at car lots, the dealers shout.
I try to calm them down but they always cuss me out.
You/'/d better believe me when I say that this car is hated by all of humanity.
Why did I buy it in the first place, it must have been temporary insanity.
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