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A Fate Worse Than Death
A maniac has kidnapped me and he/'/s holding a gun to my head.
He/'/s forcing me to watch the new Doctor Who but I/'/d rather be dead.
I can/'/t stand the new Doctor Who TV show, why is he doing this to me?
This is a fate worse than death, I want him to put me out of my misery.
I can/'/t stand the political correctness of the new Doctor Who.
I/'/m begging him to pull the trigger, that would be the kinder thing to do.
I like the new Doctor Who as much as Jerry Seinfeld likes Newman.
Forcing me to watch these episodes is cruel, it/'/s positively inhuman.
If I watch much more of the new Doctor Who, I swear I/'/ll be driven insane.
I can/'/t believe what this psycho is doing to me, how can he be so inhumane?
I loved the classic Doctor Who but forcing me to watch the new is sick behavior.
I want him to pull the trigger and end my life, he would be doing me a favor.
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