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I Can't Get Drunk
I can/'/t believe what the USA Government has done.
They/'/ve raised the drinking age up to twenty-one.
I just turned eighteen last week.
Now I can/'/t get drunk and it/'/s bleak.
Before I can buy any booze, I/'/ll have to wait three years.
I really want some vodka, Jack Daniels and a keg of beer.
Why did the government have to do what they did?
It/'/s been my dream to be the town drunk since I was a kid.
I bought a fake ID but the liquor store owner knows it/'/s phony.
I told him that it/'/s genuine but he says that/'/s a lot of baloney.
He just grabbed me and threw me out the door.
It looks like I won/'/t get any booze at his store.
I asked my uncle to buy me some beer.
He got so angry that he boxed my ears.
Now I can/'/t get plastered and that isn/'/t fun.
I can/'/t get any booze until I turn twenty-one.
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