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Santa's Awful Present
Santa/'/s elves told him that I/'/m a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show, not the new.
I became very upset when I got out of bed on Christmas Day.
Santa brought me some of the new Doctor Who on Blu-Ray.
When I found it under my tree, I lost control.
I got on a plane and I went to the North Pole.
I hate the new Doctor Who TV show so I returned it.
Santa said he wasn/'/t going to take it back and I had a fit.
He said that it was a present that I would have to keep permanently.
Santa sure did end up being sorry that he said that to me.
The elves all laughed when I put those Blu-Rays where the sun didn/'/t shine.
Santa had to visit a proctologist and he said that I crossed the line.
He said that he was only going to give me coal from now on.
And he said he/'/s going to make his reindeers take dumps on my lawn.
I told Santa that would be much better than receiving the new Doctor Who.
Santa realized that putting those Blu-Rays under my tree was a bad thing to do.
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