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CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
I gave my daughter $10,000 for Christmas and she gave me a hammer and a box of nails.
I tried to raise her properly but obviously I failed.
I give her $10,000 every year and she gives me a piece of crap.
It takes all of my will power to stop myself from giving her a slap.
Last year, the ungrateful witch gave me a plunger.
Now I/'/m broke and about to die because of hunger.
I/'/m not a rich man but when it comes to the ten grand, she expects to receive it.
When it comes to the lousy gifts she gives, it/'/s probably hard for you to believe it.
One year she gave me a turkey baster and another year, she gave me a broken rod and reel.
If she wasn/'/t my only daughter, I would hire a hitman to kill.
She demands $10,000 every year even though it/'/s so steep.
She never buys me a good present because she/'/s too cheap.
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