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[aid] => mick
[title] => Why I Can/'/t Get A Septic Tank
[time] => 2020-02-20 21:43:31
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[bodytext] => My cousin wants to build me a septic tank and he wants to get right to it. Even though his heart is in the right place, I can/'/t let him do it. Ten years ago, my girlfriend really made me mad. I did something to her that was extremely bad. I hit her when she dumped me and I hit her too hard. I broke her neck and I buried her in my back yard. I told my cousin that I can/'/t afford a septic tank and he said he/'/ll build it for free. I/'/ll have to keep saying no because if I don/'/t, prison will be what/'/s in store for me. He can/'/t build a septic tank in my front yard because there isn/'/t enough room. If he puts one in my back yard, I can kiss my butt goodbye because I/'/ll be doomed. I told people that my girlfriend moved to another town and they believed what I said. My cousin wants to build a septic tank but my life will be ruined if I let him go ahead. I didn/'/t mean to kill my girlfriend but what/'/s done is done. When it comes to a septic tank, I can/'/t let my cousin build one. My cousin doesn/'/t want me to keep using the outhouse that/'/s in my front yard. But it beats the hell out of being arrested, tried and having to live behind bars. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 42 [topic] => 13 [informant] => randyJohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => DarkPoetry )
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