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[aid] => mick
[title] => I Believe The Earth Is Flat
[time] => 2020-03-17 15:15:30
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[bodytext] => People call me stupid because I believe the earth is flat. They laugh and call me an idiot because I believe that. I believe that I/'/ll fall off the earth if I walk too far. I fear that I/'/ll drive off the earth, that/'/s why I don/'/t own a car. When I talked to a head shrinker, he put me in a funny farm. He thought if I was around people, they might be harmed. People say that when it comes to intelligence, I sure do lack it. I was locked in a rubber room and I had to wear a straight jacket. I got shock therapy every day and they loved to turn up the juice. People are hiding under their beds because they turned me loose. I was treated like a lunatic just because I believe that the earth is flat. If you believe the same, stop it or the funny farm is where you/'/ll end up at. Don/'/t be like me or the loony bin is where you/'/ll go. If you/'/re asked if the earth is flat, you/'/d better say no. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 64 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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