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I'm no Superhero
Contributed by
Randyjohnson
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Thursday, 15th September 2005 @ 12:23:57 PM in AEST
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I thought I was a superhero but I was wrong.
Unlike Superman, I'm not super strong.
I jumped off a building and tried to fly.
I hit the ground and darn nearly died.
When people saw me, I figured they'd say "It's a bird. It's a plane!"
Sadly I learned that I'm not impervious to pain.
I tried to stop a convenience store robber and he blew off three of my toes.
Now I hop wherever I go.
A man gave me green jello and I thought it was kryptonite.
I threw it in his face and we got in a fight.
I thought he'd get scared and flee.
But instead he beat the crap out of me.
I'm not Superman, I'm not even Robert De Niro.
I learned the hard way that I'm no superhero.
Copyright ©
Randyjohnson
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2005-09-15 12:23:57]
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Re: I'm no Superhero
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by allowanceofthoughts on
Thursday, 15th September 2005 @ 12:30:10 PM AEST
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| That is so very funny. Definately got a chuckle out of me. Nicely Done! |
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Re: I'm no Superhero
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by WAE on
Thursday, 15th September 2005 @ 02:18:37 PM AEST
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| This is very funny. I liked it. |
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Re: I'm no Superhero
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by remote on
Thursday, 15th September 2005 @ 03:12:00 PM AEST
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| Enjoyed this one quite a lot. |
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Re: I'm no Superhero
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by Eternal_Dreamer on
Thursday, 15th September 2005 @ 05:19:57 PM AEST
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Lol, I had such a laugh. A very well crafted piece of poetry filled with humour. Thanks for sharing it.
Hugs,
Sue, Dreamer |
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Re: I'm no Superhero
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by orgygirl on
Saturday, 17th September 2005 @ 01:28:23 AM AEST
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| This was entertaining, thanks for the laugh. |
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Re: I'm no Superhero
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 07:03:13 AM AEST
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That was great! Thanks again for making me laugh, which I need a lot right now.
I think this is my favorite line "A man gave me green jello and I thought it was kryptonite.
I threw it in his face and we got in a fight."
Don't know why. It's just damn fah-nee to me.
Loved the entire poem though.
Thanks again,
Tim
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