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TOOTHLESS
Contributed by
Randyjohnson
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Saturday, 17th September 2005 @ 01:35:37 PM in AEST
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After chewing tobacco for two years, I've had nothing but grief.
The Beechnut and Redman rotted out all of my teeth.
When I first meet women, all seems to go well.
But they see I have no teeth and tell me to go to hell.
I got angry at the tobacco company and decided to sue.
But the judge pointed at me and said "I blame you!"
This ticked me off so I punched the judge in the gut.
He was stronger and he kicked my butt.
Now I'm confined to a hospital bed.
It's my fault that I have no teeth in my head.
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Randyjohnson
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2005-09-17 13:35:37]
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Re: TOOTHLESS
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by Jenni_K on
Saturday, 17th September 2005 @ 02:38:50 PM AEST
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LMAO!!! Good humorous write.....
Keep them coming...
Jenni |
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Re: TOOTHLESS
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 06:48:30 AM AEST
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LMAO!!!!! That was great and I need the laugh. Thanks,
Tim
:)
Heeheehee
"This ticked me off so I punched the judge in the gut.
He was stronger and he kicked my butt."
Heeheeheeheeheehee
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Re: TOOTHLESS
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by candysears on
Wednesday, 21st September 2005 @ 04:45:50 PM AEST
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very funny..lol..
God Bless!
P:S:Think about false teeth..lol
Just joking..lol
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Re: TOOTHLESS
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by brokenwings on
Tuesday, 4th October 2005 @ 02:59:42 AM AEST
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very funny good job, tasha
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Re: TOOTHLESS
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by blissful-ignorance on
Friday, 30th June 2006 @ 09:17:43 AM AEST
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| lol! thats great! |
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