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Incompetent Doctor
Contributed by
Randyjohnson
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Thursday, 22nd September 2005 @ 03:32:34 PM in AEST
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I'm an incompetent Doctor, yes it's true.
If you become my patient, chances are I'll lose you.
My life is always up in smoke.
Because of the lawsuits, I'm broke.
I accidentally gave type O blood to a man who needed type B.
His family ordered their two doberman's to attack me,
They chewed on my face and ripped up my Armani suit.
Before the scars, I was actually cute.
When I operated on a man, I accidentally sewed a surgical instrument inside of him.
His family beat me with baseball bats when I told them.
Last week I operated on George Bush and I lost him too.
I thought people would be mad but instead they said "thank you".
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Re: Incompetent Doctor
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by hauntedscorp on
Thursday, 22nd September 2005 @ 08:47:19 PM AEST
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ROFL!!!!
This kind of reminds me of my boss...lol Gave me a good laugh. Nice job.
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Re: Incompetent Doctor
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by miss_jules on
Monday, 3rd October 2005 @ 01:59:23 AM AEST
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You can give somebody type O blood if they are type B.... but I'm sure you knew that.
Funny political commentary on the end :)
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