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Me and Hugh
Contributed by
thumbsucker
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Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 11:19:53 AM in AEST
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HumorPoetry
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What did I ever do to deserve Hugh?
Standing in line at the airport, waiting to check in, a tap on my shoulder, a voice from my past, "Guess who?" It was my old childhood bully, same sinister grin. Lucky me...it`s been an hour...stuck in line...with Hugh.
Get to my seat, big sigh of relief, when sure enough, he sits beside me, twice my size, not much I can do. Reliving old times, like how he enjoyed being rough. Lucky me...four hours...stuck in a seat...beside Hugh.
Cursing my luck, can`t get much worse, when the pilot shouts out, "Hold on! We`re going down!" and into the sea we flew. Only two survivors, worst day of my life, without a doubt. Lucky me...two days now...clinging to wreckage...with Hugh.
A small island in a big ocean, here`s where we`re stuck. He says since jail, angry voices tell him what to do. I pray this message in a bottle brings me some luck. PLEASE HELP ME...SIX YEARS so far...stuck GOD KNOWS WHERE...with Hugh.
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Re: Me and Hugh
(User Rating: 1 ) by ginsdance on
Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 02:29:14 PM AEST (User
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LOL... I'm still laughing!!! That would be my luck with people I would rather not spend forever stuck beside... THIS IS GREAT!!! Luv it! Keep 'em coming!
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Re: Me and Hugh
(User Rating: 1 ) by humphdj on
Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 05:02:06 PM AEST (User
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Still a great read
Love this stuff
Rgds
Dave |
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Re: Me and Hugh
(User Rating: 1 ) by chatabox on
Thursday, 25th July 2002 @ 09:36:22 PM AEST (User
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if only Hugh knew
what he did to you,
he`d be blue.
Lamo and more Lamo.......you are such a story teller, made me spill my tea all over the keyboard I was laughing so much. |
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Re: Me and Hugh
(User Rating: 1 ) by Chrissie on
Saturday, 27th July 2002 @ 01:25:38 AM AEST (User
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Gary, this was one of the first of yours that brought you to my attention...I loved it then and I do now..
Chrissie xx |
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Re: Me and Hugh
(User Rating: 1 ) by LJ on
Thursday, 9th January 2003 @ 02:18:03 AM AEST (User
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i love this! lmbo! |
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