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A bad day for golf
Contributed by
randyjohnson
on
Wednesday, 1st March 2006 @ 09:39:51 AM in AEST
Topic:
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I used to play golf because it was my favorite game.
But after playing on a course in Nashville, things would never again be the same.
I played against a doctor who was tall and lean.
When he loses, he gets pretty mean.
The first hole we played was a Par 4.
My eagle beat his birdie and he was pretty sore.
On the next hole I got a birdie and he got a par.
He hit me in the head with his club and you can still see my scar.
After playing all eighteen holes, I won.
My opponent got so mad, he pulled out a gun.
I was scared until I saw that the gun only shot BB's.
I laughed and said that his BB gun couldn't possibly hurt me.
He pulled the trigger and put a small hole in my wiener.
It hurt like hell but he wasn't done. He got even meaner.
He went to my car and siphoned out all of my gas.
Then he took one of his clubs and shoved it up my ***.
I was furious so I broke his nose with my fist.
A few hours later I had the club removed by a proctologist.
If you're planning on playing golf, I have a bit of news.
Never play against someone who has a short fuse.
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Re: A bad day for golf
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by Former_Member on
Wednesday, 1st March 2006 @ 10:02:05 AM AEST
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| terrible poem yet it made me laugh! compliment i guess. |
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Re: A bad day for golf
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by ANNAMOY on
Wednesday, 1st March 2006 @ 11:26:39 AM AEST
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| I 'm sad it's fictional as I've always thought golf a tedious game, played by boring people so this lighthearted look at it made me laugh as I love humorous poetry Certainly would liven the game up eh?. |
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Re: A bad day for golf
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by NoSaint on
Wednesday, 1st March 2006 @ 12:28:51 PM AEST
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your imagery as always is very good...
NS |
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Re: A bad day for golf
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by aliopterix on
Tuesday, 6th April 2010 @ 09:51:20 AM AEST
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| As a past golf club steward you made my eyes water. Cheers. Aliopterix. |
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