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~Mulligan Mastiff and the Mouse~
Contributed by
ladyfawn
on
Friday, 31st January 2003 @ 05:00:00 PM in AEST
Topic:
PetPoems
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The tiny Mastiff weighed in at 114 pounds And the Big Fat Strong Mouse only an ounce, As the sound came again from the wall Mulligan Mastiff he quickly did pounce!
For every day the Mouse he had Snuck into Mulligan's bowl of food, Yummy endless Mouse dining; then Run! Mouse thought this fun as bewildered Pup stood!
The Mouse was evasive and so very fast On this went; Morning, Noon and Night, After the chase the Mastiff would rest Who would in the End Win this fight?
One day the high-pitched squeal was heard The Mouse had caught himself a plight, His tail stuck on the glueboard now Mastiff eyes lighting in pure delight!
Mulligan woofed and jumped with Glee! Though could not let it rest, you see... And got his jowles stuck to the board The person he showed; Yup it was me.
So now board held tightly Mastiff and Mouse Both sets of eyes helplessly looked at me, I gripped the board between my hands To first set Chagrinned Mulligan Free.
I could not help a jolly happy laugh My eyes filling with warm heartfelt tears, As both Mouse and Mastiff popped off board! The Mouse he ran! This could take Years!
What an Adventure this day was still after the glueboard had carefully been replaced, Mouse's rustle heard from under the dresser- Startled hunters smile on Mulligan Mastiff's face.
Away! Off again! Ran that fat sassy Mouse! Great Hunter Mulligan looking here and there, He dug and he hopped and he stalked the floor Mastiff determined to find Mouse once more...
~A Squeak!...~
Oh! Then I had to hoot again! Quite honestly almost wet my pants! For on the board Mulligan Mastiff had Caught-- His very Own Paw! And All around he did Dance!
Copyright ladyfawn 2002
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ladyfawn
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Re: ~Mulligan Mastiff and the Mouse~
(User Rating: 1 ) by aernby on
Friday, 31st January 2003 @ 09:29:53 PM AEST (User
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i loved this one
ah, the antics of puppies
good write
john + |
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Re: ~Mulligan Mastiff and the Mouse~
(User Rating: 1 ) by wolfflow on
Sunday, 2nd February 2003 @ 05:35:24 PM AEST (User
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go mouse go!!!! he who lives by the glueboard shall die by the glueboard lol... |
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Re: ~Mulligan Mastiff and the Mouse~
(User Rating: 1 ) by twinkletoes on
Wednesday, 3rd March 2004 @ 07:37:25 PM AEST (User
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chuckling here, good one.
Twinkletoes!
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Re: ~Mulligan Mastiff and the Mouse~
(User Rating: 1 ) by colinb on
Friday, 23rd May 2014 @ 01:28:37 AM AEST (User
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your very good at writeing funny poetry |
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Re: ~Mulligan Mastiff and the Mouse~
(User Rating: 1 ) by hauntedscorp on
Saturday, 29th November 2014 @ 03:14:59 PM AEST (User
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Lmao! I clicked on this page randomly and I see there are a few dog poems. Those are always a smile, (and usually), a laugh inducer.
I once had a very brief mouse problem at a place I lived. I had a Border Collie at the time, and that crazy fool didn't sleep a wink for days. Neither did I, but that is another story!
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Re: ~Mulligan Mastiff and the Mouse~
(User Rating: 1 ) by Former_Member on
Sunday, 30th November 2014 @ 10:56:26 PM AEST (User
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Oh the instructions that I read,
Now the mouse is gone and dead.
I know, I'm cruel but those things bring filth and disease. You're too sweet Nessa as does this cute poem prove.
Enjoyed this.
Thank you,
Tim |
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Re: ~Mulligan Mastiff and the Mouse~
(User Rating: 1 ) by JamesStockdale on
Wednesday, 2nd September 2020 @ 11:59:39 PM AEST (User
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I love to read you......
So exquisite... |
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