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The Fortune Teller.
Contributed by
lillyjane
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Tuesday, 27th June 2006 @ 05:44:48 AM in AEST
Topic:
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I strolled around the fair ground, saw a big black tent,
opened up the flap and inside I went,
sitting at a table was a fortune teller,
I think it was a woman but could of been a fella,
She smiled at me and beckoned, gave a little laugh,
I felt a bit unerved by her black moustache
sit down my dear she said, pull up that little stool,
then she ran her hands around her crystal ball,
Ah she said at last, your going to meet a man,
you will fall for him, he drives a big white van,,
Huh, is that all? she said... dont be disappointed,
then waved a bony finger that looked double jointed.
Then she began to laugh, like a howling hound,
held out a withered hand, said that is twenty pound,
I was not impressed but it was worth a chance,
I walked out that tent in a kind of trance,
as I crossed the road never saw the man,
heading straight towards me in a big white van.
she never told my fortune, in fact it was reverse,
I think that that old hag, put on me a curse...
Take this as a warning, you dont want to know your fate,
im sitting here in plaster for me it is to late.
Copyright ©
lillyjane
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2006-06-27 05:44:48]
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Re: The Fortune Teller.
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by ham323 on
Tuesday, 27th June 2006 @ 06:18:46 AM AEST
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| Haha. Wow this was really good. I laughed at it. Very funny, 5stars. |
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Re: The Fortune Teller.
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by jerseysue on
Tuesday, 27th June 2006 @ 02:44:17 PM AEST
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| We must have the same luck too. Just about sums up my fate and fortune. Always a good poem from you. You made me laugh. We must start up a lonely hearts club, we might have more luck. ha ha Sue x |
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Re: The Fortune Teller.
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by Manda2 on
Wednesday, 28th June 2006 @ 06:58:24 PM AEST
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| Bravo! Lillyjane at her best is back! I loved this one. You are really good at writing humourous poems, they're brilliant. They never fail to make us laugh. More Lillyjane, More!! |
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Re: The Fortune Teller.
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by SmileSkinDeep on
Saturday, 1st July 2006 @ 11:21:15 AM AEST
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haha, thats awesome! Its always nice to see a humerous poem every so often, isn't it? Good job
~April |
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Re: The Fortune Teller.
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by Eternal_Dreamer on
Monday, 3rd July 2006 @ 06:25:56 AM AEST
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Lillyjane~
A clever and witty write, lol. I don't think I want to know my fortune, lol. I'll take it as it comes thanks. A cute and enjoyable write. Thanks so much for sharing this.
warm hugs,
~*suzie Q*~ |
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