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Like A Movie Star
Contributed by
NoSaint
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Wednesday, 28th June 2006 @ 08:39:04 AM in AEST
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To look like a movie star
She would give up all
She never thought a butcher
Would her whole body maul
She went to the plastic surgeon
At least thats what she thought
But a hard, hard lesson
She was soon taught
A new nose and some cheek bones
Some store bought breasts
But when she woke up
She just looked like a mess
She thought all would be wonderful
She would be ravishing
As soon as the swelling went down
Her hopes soon were vanishing
One eye was drooping
Her nose pointed to the left
Her right breast was cup size D
The left AAA leaving her bereft
She wanted to look like a movie star
Well she kind of got her wish
She got the role in a movie
Of a half human, half fish
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NoSaint
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2006-06-28 08:39:04]
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Re: Like A Movie Star
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by Caged Soul on
Wednesday, 28th June 2006 @ 08:53:24 AM AEST
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Hehehe, this was cool, and sad, and funny...LOL...
loved it alot.
ash
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Re: Like A Movie Star
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by shelby on
Wednesday, 28th June 2006 @ 11:06:24 AM AEST
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ROFLMAO another reasdon to not have breast implants lol! I loved this one.
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Re: Like A Movie Star
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by KarlaMarie on
Thursday, 29th June 2006 @ 03:15:07 AM AEST
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It is a horrible fact of life that more and more women are made of 'plastic' and that even tho they all know about the risks they still do it. at first i thought this was sad, but then the fish comment threw me and i burst out laughing, then i felt bad for laughing... damn my morals...lol
great write
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Re: Like A Movie Star
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 2nd July 2006 @ 02:14:42 PM AEST
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Yeah, I was startin' to feel kinda sad on this one too, till she got the role in the movie. All's well that ends well. Ya know, I'm a breast man who likes variety so "Her right breast was cup size D. The left AAA" kinda piques m' int'rest. lol Fun read, Shari.
wabl
KenMoore
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