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Dastardly Deeds
Contributed by
blissful-ignorance
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Wednesday, 28th June 2006 @ 07:56:54 PM in AEST
Topic:
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dastardly deeds are no thing to laugh at
unless, of course, the villain has on an odd hat
and if he has a high squeaky girl voice
and then you can laugh becuase you have no choice
and thats when you laugh like theres no tomorrow
and try to forget about your upcoming sorrow
whether youll die or your friends i cant be too sure
maybe youll be killed by a poison with no cure
but anyway you look at it, the best way is
the life sentence and murder charges are definitely his
he might be an evil genius, a mad scientist, or even a rabbit
and he probably has a most utterly disgusting habit
but deeo deep deep... deep down es probably sad
and its probably his parents fault that he turned out so bad
he could have been nice he could have been kind
but thats no thing to think about when hes threatening your life
instead you should pray and probably yell
possibly hit and kick as well
and hope someone hears you or sees you
and bring a person to help, if your lucky two
so if your ever held captive and you think of this poem
it will not help you whatsoever, it will not stop your impending doom
it might make you laugh though and then he'll ask why
therefore stalling for time, and maybe, just maybe you might not die
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Re: Dastardly Deeds
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by artjunkiekyle on
Thursday, 29th June 2006 @ 12:29:50 AM AEST
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| hehehe! i loved this. mission accomplished, it did cheer me up and make me laugh. i love how you're so versatile with your writing! |
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Re: Dastardly Deeds
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by KarlaMarie on
Thursday, 29th June 2006 @ 03:54:27 AM AEST
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All the way through this i was thinking of Dr. Drakken from Kim Possible and him being blue and then at the last moment Voldemort (or as like to call him mouldypants) and what would happen if that Potter brat decided to laugh at him... a very funny image came into my head and now I am off to write some Potterverse fanfiction thanks to you ;)
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