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Fireworks mishaps
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Friday, 7th July 2006 @ 08:25:17 AM in AEST
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On July the 4th I decided to light a firecracker with my cigarette.
It was something I soon lived to regret.
I accidentally threw my cigarette to the ground and put the firecracker in my mouth.
It exploded and all of my teeth came flying out.
After lighting a roman candle, the contents came down and burned off my hair.
Now my head is bald and scorched and everybody stares.
A bottle rocket flew up my shorts and blew off one of my nads.
Now I walk with a cane and I sure am mad.
I'm bald, sterile and I can no longer taste.
I'm not the man I used to be. What a waste.
Copyright ©
randyjohnson
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2006-07-07 08:25:17]
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Re: Fireworks mishaps
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by blissful-ignorance on
Friday, 7th July 2006 @ 09:04:31 AM AEST
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| i like your poem, its very uplifting. |
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Re: Fireworks mishaps
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by NoSaint on
Friday, 7th July 2006 @ 12:14:11 PM AEST
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a poster boy for firework safety
good imagination
Shari
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Re: Fireworks mishaps
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by sensible_paper on
Thursday, 28th August 2008 @ 08:19:15 AM AEST
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| this should definately go onto a poster for firework safety....great write |
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