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GRANDMAS' LITTLE SECRET
Contributed by
mmiss
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Sunday, 23rd July 2006 @ 09:22:29 PM in AEST
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Grandma kept a bottle underneath her rockin chair
It was her little secret and nobody knew it was there
Well, we all kept wanderin why she so was happy one night
So someone spilled the beans why she was on cloud nine
Everybody thought she had that blanket
Round' her legs to keep the chill gone
But we all found out it wasn't true
Cause' Grandma was hidin her bottle of rum
No one could spot the bottle
When her lap was covered to the floor
And when we'd all leave the room
She picked it up to drink some more
Now Grandma had a dog named Pedro
He was one mean little Chihuahua
She loved him so much that if she a will
She'd will everything to that stupid dog
One day as grandma rocked
In her old rockin chair
She reached under her legs
Not knowin he was there
As she reached down to get her bottle
She got bit by that chihuahua
Evidently she left the top off
Cause' he sniffed it then drank it all
Still, he wouldnt let her come near it
He kept biting at her hand
She got so scared she got mad
And turned into a Ninja Grannny
She chase that little dog
Out the door while kickin his fanny
And ever since that night....
We ain't seen her drunk Chihuahua anymore!
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Re: GRANDMAS' LITTLE SECRET
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by xxbreathlessx on
Sunday, 23rd July 2006 @ 09:31:20 PM AEST
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| i've got to admit, by the second stanza you had me laughing. it was a very creative poem, i just wish it would have talked more about the granny than the dog. i dont know, maybe i just have a thing with drunk grandmas..i think its hilarious haha. you did a great job though, i loved it! |
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Re: GRANDMAS' LITTLE SECRET
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by jono on
Monday, 24th July 2006 @ 05:02:25 AM AEST
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| ha! ha! what a great poem |
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Re: GRANDMAS' LITTLE SECRET
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by lillyjane on
Monday, 24th July 2006 @ 06:34:44 AM AEST
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| So funny I have a little chihuahua used to have three they can be snappy, never had one get drunk though lol.. xxx |
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Re: GRANDMAS' LITTLE SECRET
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by kttykttywfreckls on
Monday, 24th July 2006 @ 02:04:40 PM AEST
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| This is funny and a truly good write. |
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