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She Broke Up With Me On Myspace, Oo-dalay!
Contributed by
aquaelius
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Sunday, 20th August 2006 @ 04:31:37 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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With a curt click started the whine,
That would lead soon to the end of our time.
And with a soft push did the screen lit on,
To display to me, digitally, how I was wrong.
Oh, look a message did pop on!
To show I had a message on Myspace.com.
So I quickly went and typed in my name and password, hooray!
And my assigned page came to display.
Oh! How wonderful!! Glory to me!!
A nice lovely love note from my love, my dearest my ex-girlfriend to be.
I clicked the link excited, expecting the best
Yet what I soon read left a dark deep weight upon my chest.
With tears in my eyes, she wrote, I know not how to say
that I need closure with you on the subject of 'us' today.
This is not quite the way I had planned it to be
My dearest, it went, the word us, no longer includes you and me.
So I continued to read, to maybe better understand
That by nights end, "we" would include only me and my hand.
In case you dont get it, I choose to terminate,
This boorish, un-exciting drowning union of late.
You did not walk me to the door, she quipped, as tipsy as I was,
I could have been hurt or kidnapped, or worse, mugged with my odds.
Respect of me, last night you did not show.
Mustve been while I was dancing with that girl That hoe!
Biggest thing of all, she droned, on top of all else that went bad
The you not caring about my ass, is what made me most mad.
Now I remember her saying about my friend and her ass,
But enjoying friends and my drunken stupor, I quickly let it pass.
Apparently quite grievous was that act,
For what Im sure was fiction, she saw as fact.
In speaking, his hand began from my waist,
and slowly slithely lowered to sneak him a taste.
On my hind it brushed that once, Jesus Christ!!
And not only brushed it once, but it brushed it twice!
Now I had some to drink, only a few
No more than one, but it couldve been two
I might of said, Dont worry babe, as I stirred my ice,
At least he did not brush it thrice.
Oh so many of those butts were abound,
There was ass in the air and ass on the ground.
If it bothers you, just stay away
and it could have been those words that leave me in heartache today.
And so her note ended, not so sweet,
As she requested that from my page, she, I delete.
So I sat staring bewildered at my screen,
Fleeting were the thoughts of a warm loving scene.
A small crack on my heart did begin to form,
As the love was stripped away leaving me alone and unadorned.
My heart hath shaken, my heart hath shattered,
My heart hath lain wilted and battered.
And the reality quickly set in,
As this was as a loss, with only little win.
For she did embarrass me in front of the boys,
As she stood there defiantly poised.
And spoke with a venomous boom and oozing flow:
I think I am ready to go!
So tail between legs I turned and left,
Leaving the lads to imaginatively create an epithet.
And make fun they did, all the way home,
As text message after text message blew up my phone.
For Gods sake, she broke up with me on Myspace, Oo-dalay!!
Broke up and left alone today.
And with those words, at my heart, she did strike,
The words my sweet loves lovely hands did type.
So in hindsight I realize and will tell,
That friends and love dont mix too well.
And next time, if girl, on my fun doth drab
I will keep my pride and send girly girl girl home via taxi cab.
Copyright ©
aquaelius
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2006-08-20 16:31:37]
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Re: She Broke Up With Me On Myspace, Oo-dalay!
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by holderofthestone on
Sunday, 20th August 2006 @ 04:39:12 PM AEST
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| lol what a write man! funny informative and sad all in one. I'm always here for ya man :) hehe A++++ |
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Re: She Broke Up With Me On Myspace, Oo-dalay!
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by The_Young_Poet on
Sunday, 20th August 2006 @ 05:19:05 PM AEST
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| ouch, on myspace... well funny but sad, good write |
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Re: She Broke Up With Me On Myspace, Oo-dalay!
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by ElizabethAnn on
Sunday, 20th August 2006 @ 08:13:12 PM AEST
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| I'm a girl and trust me if she is going to do some stupid crap like that then you can do better. So good luck. |
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Re: She Broke Up With Me On Myspace, Oo-dalay!
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by shelby on
Monday, 21st August 2006 @ 11:39:27 AM AEST
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Sorry for your break up but they way you produced this is made me smile.
( myspace has lots of weirdo's on it)
Michelle |
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Re: She Broke Up With Me On Myspace, Oo-dalay!
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by xaviar on
Tuesday, 22nd August 2006 @ 12:08:12 AM AEST
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| OYE BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AND ALL BUT ARE YOU SAYING YOU LET SOME OTHER MAN TOUCH YOUR GIRLS A@#??? AND YOU DIDNT DO ANYTHING??? IM SORRY BROTHER-PERO YOU AINT RIGHT, MAN. THATS YOUR GIRL MAN. YOU DONT LET NO OTHER MAN DISRESPECT HER. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, MAN |
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Re: She Broke Up With Me On Myspace, Oo-dalay!
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by RYOFU on
Saturday, 26th August 2006 @ 12:53:13 PM AEST
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| Great write! Get a new girl! This ones retarded ; P |
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