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All Mammals Have Hair, Don't You Know?
Contributed by
faiton
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Sunday, 27th August 2006 @ 03:45:45 PM in AEST
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Proceed with utmost caution,
Is my only advice,
Should you ever decide
To find out whether,
Like all respectable mammals,
Dolphins have all over body hair.
And never,
Never
However gamesome and kittenish they appear,
Approach them with a 4 blade razor
(No matter what the brand)
To shave their imperceptible moustache,
Or sideburns,
Or beard,
Or, heaven forbid, their bikini line.
For their teeth are sharp
And their patience tested surprisingly quickly.
The damage they inflict on a tuna
Should tip you off
That it's not wise.
I also apply the same counsel
For any member of ZZ Top,
And my Auntie Beryl.
Copyright ©
faiton
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2006-08-27 15:45:45]
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Re: All Mammals Have Hair, Don't You Know?
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by Shmokin on
Sunday, 27th August 2006 @ 05:03:34 PM AEST
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| lol, lovely wimsey, thanx for sharing :-) |
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Re: All Mammals Have Hair, Don't You Know?
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by holderofthestone on
Sunday, 27th August 2006 @ 05:23:03 PM AEST
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| HA! very nice. great write |
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Re: All Mammals Have Hair, Don't You Know?
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by alasdaircairns on
Sunday, 27th August 2006 @ 05:33:52 PM AEST
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| Razor sharp wit! Great write. |
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