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Lousy pilot
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Wednesday, 13th September 2006 @ 08:24:11 AM in AEST
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I decided to fly planes for a living.
I learned that there are a lot of people who are unforgiving.
At pilot school the tests were hard so I cheated.
People beat the crap out of me and a doctor was what I needed.
When I flew my one and only flight for Delta Airlines, I had to admit that I didn't know how to land the plane.
I got my *** kicked so many times that I take pills to dull the pain.
I told the copilot to land the plane but he said he cheated too.
People began to panic but then a kid figured out what to do.
This ten year old boy landed the plane and everyone was relieved.
Now I'm ashamed to admit that a ten year old is smarter than me.
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randyjohnson
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2006-09-13 08:24:11]
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Re: Lousy pilot
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by shelby on
Wednesday, 13th September 2006 @ 01:55:16 PM AEST
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ROFLMAO! This cracked me up. Great write.
* just another reason Michelle doesnt step onto airplane* hee hee
Bravo on your vivid imagination and talent
Michelle |
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Re: Lousy pilot
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by ShaonKra on
Monday, 23rd February 2009 @ 02:57:29 PM AEST
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| amusing.. in many ways |
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