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Turkey thieves
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Sunday, 17th September 2006 @ 12:25:07 PM in AEST
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I'm raising turkeys to sell for thanksgiving.
It's not a good way to make a living.
People steal turkeys from me.
I'm nearly broke and I'm as mad as I can be.
People steal my turkeys when I turn my back.
They cart dozens of them off in sacks.
I bought a guard dog but all he does is humps people's legs.
I need some help, do I have to beg?
I have to buy new turkeys to replace the old ones.
I finally got so mad that I bought a shotgun.
But the shotgun was old and it exploded in my hands.
Now I have two stubs and I can't drive to Florida like I'd planned.
Believe me when I say if you sell turkeys, you'd better quit.
I can't keep taking this ****.
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Re: Turkey thieves
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by ever1der on
Sunday, 17th September 2006 @ 06:17:16 PM AEST
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| I nearly wet my pants with this one..I hope it isn't true about the shotgun and the stubs.. |
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Re: Turkey thieves
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by Spike on
Monday, 18th September 2006 @ 03:01:02 AM AEST
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Intriguing story and competently written, as always, Randy. Gobble, Gobble - BANG!!
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Re: Turkey thieves
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by CloakedMystery on
Thursday, 2nd November 2006 @ 07:41:08 PM AEST
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| lmao that would sucks sooo bad.... |
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