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I'm So Hungry
Contributed by
evolon
on
Saturday, 30th September 2006 @ 03:31:00 PM in AEST
Topic:
sarcasticpoetry
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Im so hungry
but what do I eat
I could use a burger
But mad cow has me straying from meat
Ill probably go to a restaurant
Order my self a chicken cordon blu
On second thought scratch that
I read something? About bird flu
Maybe Ill have some cereal
yeah that should be good , no danger, no guilt
damn never mind I have cows milk
Damn dauphin in my tuna
Honestly this really sucks
Mercury high in fish
It seems Im truly. Stuck
The water all messed up to much or to less fluoride
Wholes in the ozone
From dust particles and carbon monoxide
Id kill for a roast pork sammich
I just hope its cooked right
Wait greasy fat and its hard to digest
yeah wont be having that tonight
Ok, ill just have a salad delivered
Just a little salt & pepper no dressing and other mess
Sheesh recall on spinach
Wow, F.D.A. says but only spinach thats fresh! (lol like imma chance it)
I hear that tofus pretty good
And they have some that taste like meat
I think theres a place across town that sell it
But damn gas so high only enough for local streets
Now my stomach grumbling
Just cant sit still, Im not at ease
Pharmacist gave me something?
These wild words on the ingredients made me freeze (Im thinking)
I cant find regular food
So Im not eating anything starting with Qs ending with Zs
Watch somebody gonna find me
on the kitchen floor dead from starvation
And Im thirsty too
I wonder what will get me first no food or dehydration?
Autopsy saying starvation
But in big words I never heard of
Looking like a AOL screen name
DuDeDnThVeBuRgEr
Probably consider me a wrongful death or suicide
But I cant get edible food ! So isnt that societal murder?
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evolon
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2006-09-30 15:31:00]
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Re: I'm So Hungry
(User Rating: 1 )
by MiZzUnDaZtOoD on
Tuesday, 3rd October 2006 @ 08:55:44 AM AEST
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They sellin roast pork for $2.99 a pound around memphis deli lol
this was funny though. u can tell u was bored n well hungry! n your aol sn should be "DuDeDuNn0wHaT2EaT"LOL
well kepp up the good work or what do yall say " good write" ttyl |
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