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Abducted
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Monday, 16th October 2006 @ 07:25:07 AM in AEST
Topic:
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Aliens thought they were getting an intelligent being when they abducted Charlie.
But they didn't know that he's as stupid as he can be.
They saw that they made a mistake when he started to talk.
Charlie said when he watches Columbo, he believes that America was discovered by Peter Falk.
He told them that he put his tongue on a telephone pole in January and it got stuck.
They quickly saw that abducting him was a decision that sucked.
They returned Charlie to Earth because just listening to him caused them great pain.
They want a specimen who actually has a brain.
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2006-10-16 07:25:07]
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Re: Abducted
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by lillyjane on
Tuesday, 17th October 2006 @ 05:34:20 AM AEST
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| Haha loved this its so funny, great poem xxx |
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