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That's my gold!!!
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Thursday, 19th October 2006 @ 07:21:39 AM in AEST
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Some people have said that you'll get a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
But I learned the hard way that that isn't so.
I found the gold but when I turned my back, it was gone.
It was taken back by a darn leprechaun.
That leprechaun kicked my shin and bit my crotch after I called him an indian giver.
Then he hit me with a crowbar and pushed me in the river.
He said that a Native american giver was what he was supposed to be called.
When I got out of the river, I gave him a swift kick in the *****.
I was wet and I was very mad.
I grabbed that little ******* and beat him with every ounce of energy I had.
I learned that leprechauns not only dress in green, they bleed green too.
As he picked up his teeth, he didn't know what to do.
I told him that if I didn't get the gold, I'd whoop him again.
But here came fifty leprechauns and I sure as hell didn't win.
Their tiny little fists broke most of my bones.
If you see any leprechauns, you'd better leave them alone.
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randyjohnson
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2006-10-19 07:21:39]
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Re: That's my gold!!!
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 20th October 2006 @ 02:26:34 AM AEST
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Heheh, cute poem.
I'll still love the adorable lil' leprechauns though.
*giggles*
Thankies for sharing this write.
Kat.
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