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My new wife is a ***** too!
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Thursday, 9th November 2006 @ 02:06:42 PM in AEST
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I was rid of my old wife and life was once again great.
But I remarried and it's something I've come to hate.
My new wife used toilet water to make me some lemonade.
Getting married was the two worst decisions I've ever made.
She took a bow and arrow and wounded my butt.
I couldn't sit for weeks because of this ****.
She put anthrax in my tea and said it was sugar.
Then she gave me a sandwich that was full of boogers.
When she made me some coffee, she used Copenhagen snuff.
I puked my guts out and I'd had enough.
I'm taking the ***** to court to get a divorce.
I don't want to risk marrying another ***** so when I marry again, I'm going to marry a horse.
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Re: My new wife is a ***** too!
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by lieinruin on
Friday, 10th November 2006 @ 11:15:48 AM AEST
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Re: My new wife is a ***** too!
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by angelfreak on
Friday, 10th November 2006 @ 10:35:14 PM AEST
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| LOL! That was great! |
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