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My wife is a vegetarian
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Monday, 15th January 2007 @ 09:00:53 AM in AEST
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My wife is a vegetarian and she's making me be one too.
I crave meat so much that I ate a leather shoe.
Last week my wife got mad when I bought a Big Mac.
She gave it to her german shepherd and he nearly bit my hand off when I tried to get it back.
I'm unhappy because vegetables and fruits are all I've had to eat.
I'd kiss an old hog just to get a little meat.
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Re: My wife is a vegetarian
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by needledancing on
Monday, 15th January 2007 @ 09:13:55 AM AEST
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I love it. I wrote one called donuts for dinner once. Reminds me of how I love food.
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Re: My wife is a vegetarian
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Monday, 15th January 2007 @ 09:14:44 AM AEST
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I love it. I wrote one called donuts for dinner once. Reminds me of how I love food.
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Re: My wife is a vegetarian
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by NoSaint on
Monday, 15th January 2007 @ 09:44:54 AM AEST
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thank you once more for putting a smile on my face
Shari |
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