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Monty Banks - Seller of Bench Quack Dreams
Contributed by
doug
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Thursday, 1st February 2007 @ 07:00:47 PM in AEST
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mmm medicine for sell
I say medicine for sell
come to my bench you dirty wench
I've got a cure for smell
did your mother drop you on your head
quite lop sided you are
well fret not loppy
just try 'n' stop me
from making you look like a star
mmm whats that son
oh don't be silly
I'm not the devil at all
I'm selling dreams and candy cane wishes
and all for a minimal cost
so come one and all , don't dare to stall
this bargain is more like a steal
and don't you forget the name Monty Banks
the name that makes all your dreams real
the moral is don't believe what commercials say
because the huge coporations behind them would
murder your puppies for a nickel. Well I put this under
humorous but I guess thats not funny is it.
Copyright ©
doug
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2007-02-01 19:00:47]
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Re: Monty Banks - Seller of Bench Quack Dreams
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by MisfitMe on
Thursday, 1st February 2007 @ 10:51:33 PM AEST
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I love the way you point out the same 'boobie prize' under different 'wrapping'...teehee
BigLoveMuchPeace
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Re: Monty Banks - Seller of Bench Quack Dreams
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by True on
Friday, 2nd February 2007 @ 12:38:44 AM AEST
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| LMAO. I loved it, I could see some one actually saying this stuff, some scoundrel looking to make a quick buck, sadly, more and more people are becoming mountebanks of one form or another. |
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