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Turnup's Christmas Card
Contributed by
feralpen
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Monday, 19th February 2007 @ 04:23:40 PM in AEST
Topic:
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Turnups Christmas Card
Recently
The wife was makin Christmas cards
To send, come Christmas next
In Turnups thoughts, the ribbon box
Was the perfect place to nest
So
He snuck inside the tangled mass
An curled up in a ball
This curlin took some furlin
He is chubby after all
When
The wife run out of Elmers
She went lookin fer some glue
Sure enough she found Super stuff
It was frikkin sticky too
Well
You might know the phone would ring
An it would be her sister
Yackety yak fore she got back
Turnup woke an missed er
Yaaaawwwnnn
He thought hed check the table top
Fer unattended treats
But what he got, sure was unsought
Stuff was stickin to his feets
What th ???
Hed stick one out an shake it
But when he set it down
Tinsel, glitter and other litter
To his toes was bound
It gets worse
In amongst the clutter
Were brightly colored balls
When Turnup sat, imagine that
Got the picture yall
Helllllp !
With a bowleggd, straddle, waddle
The poor cat tried to run
With hiss an spit an tizzy fit
An decorated buns
Stop, drop an roll Turnup !
The room was gettin smaller
As Turnups tensions grew
As super glued an paper shoed
Up the drapes he flew
Helps on the way
Thats where the missus found him
Atop the curtain rod
She left the room to fetch the broom
Ill get you down, by God!
Epilogue
To clean a cat by shaving
Might seem akin to sin
But scissors cuts around his nuts
Took me an two good men
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feralpen
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2007-02-19 16:23:40]
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Re: Turnup's Christmas Card
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by needledancing on
Monday, 19th February 2007 @ 05:06:23 PM AEST
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| I love it.....laughter forever.....would make a great kids book...I can invision the pictures to go with it.......PURRFECT...That drat darn turnup anyway...... |
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Re: Turnup's Christmas Card
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by Vampirequeen on
Monday, 19th February 2007 @ 09:10:29 PM AEST
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omg that is sooo funny.
that poor kitty |
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Re: Turnup's Christmas Card
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by yangdantien on
Tuesday, 20th February 2007 @ 09:21:26 AM AEST
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So that must be the shot on the front a freaked out Turnup with 2 guys holding him wide and a third with razor in hand.
Merry Freakin Xmas...
Well Done
Peace
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