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Nascar driver
Contributed by
randyjohnson
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Friday, 2nd March 2007 @ 07:15:35 AM in AEST
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I'm a Nascar driver and I'm one of the best.
I always win and the losers are depressed.
I always come in first on racing day.
The other racers eat dust as I blow them away.
Last week a driver cussed me out because he came in last.
He's jealous of my car because it's really fast.
I challenged him to a fight but he won.
He put bruises on all of my body parts, even on my ***** and my buns.
He was hitting, kicking, clawing and even biting.
I'm excellent at racing cars but I suck at fighting.
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2007-03-02 07:15:35]
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Re: Nascar driver
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by Loriann on
Friday, 2nd March 2007 @ 02:31:34 PM AEST
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This was good. I liked it I am a NASCAR fan mainly Tony Stewart. So I enjoyed this.
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Re: Nascar driver
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by Nazmythian on
Friday, 2nd March 2007 @ 11:00:02 PM AEST
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Haa !!! My guess is he shoulda stayed in the car.
( Washington Nascar fan ... Kahne all the way here ... Biffle in a pinch )
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Re: Nascar driver
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by ashleigh on
Tuesday, 6th March 2007 @ 05:26:14 PM AEST
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| lol that's cute. |
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