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SLEAZY GONZALES
Contributed by
steeleyes
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Friday, 16th March 2007 @ 08:09:52 AM in AEST
Topic:
political
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With acknowledgements to Speedy Gonzales and posthumous apologies to Buddy Kaye, Ethel Lee & David Hill... ;-)
Spoken:
It was a moonlit night in old Washington. I walked along between some sad out of work attorneys. Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young American girl.
(Female voice singing a series of 'La-la-la's')
You better head home, Sleazy Gonzales Away from Washington go Stop alla your a-messin' With that nasty named Rove Go on home to your penthouse And slap some whitewash on the wall This place is leakin' like a strainer There's loadsa spooks in the hall Sleazy Gonzales, why don'tcha go home? Sleazy Gonzales, how come ya never off the phone?
Spoken in a male Texan accent:
Hey, Rovita I hafta go shoppin' downtown for my brudder He needs votes and some resignation notes
Your doggy's gonna have a puppy And we're runnin' outta coke No beers in the icebox And the reputation's broke I saw some sleaze on your sweatshirt I smelled some odour in your ear Well if you're gonna keep on messin' Don't bring your business back a-here Mmm, Sleazy Gonzales, why don'tcha head off home? Sleazy Gonzales, how come ya never off the phone?
Spoken in a male Texan accent:
Hey, Rovita Come queek Down at the cantina they givin' away justice jobs with the tequila!!
(Female voice singing a series of 'La-la-la's') (Female voice singing a series of 'Ya-ya-ya's)
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Re: SLEAZY GONZALES
(User Rating: 1 ) by needledancing on
Friday, 16th March 2007 @ 09:44:24 AM AEST (User
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This sings up real good....I checked out the picture...well done.
Down at the cantina they givin' away justice jobs with the tequila!! This is my favourite line...after all the other lines...awesome write.
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Re: SLEAZY GONZALES
(User Rating: 1 ) by dwgpoet on
Friday, 23rd March 2007 @ 06:15:22 PM AEST (User
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That was truly a sleazy
Seniorita;
Reminds me of my
Onomatopoeia. |
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