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Pardon The Pun!

Contributed by tejas9999 on Tuesday, 10th April 2007 @ 06:16:04 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Close your eyes
And wake up
To a night of vision
And a day of nightmares

The world is moving
Other way around
A monkey is selling bananas
And man is buying them

A sparrow sings on the roads
Begging for a dollar
A hawk chips in a buck
Thanks a million, mistah

A lion is buying a candy
A baby steals it from him
A cat is shouting at hotdog stand
Hot and fresh! Hot and fresh!

You are walking on that road
A dog collar around you neck
You see a lamppost and lift you leg
Thats my territory alright!

The train is full of dogs
Carrying briefcases and barking
You may have a seat,
But this is my pole!

The sun is shining in the sky
Time for bed children!
The cow is chewing marijuana
Giving five gallons beer everyday

The schools are attend by fishes
A shark is teaching them
Five million years ago,
Man ruled this land!

There is a huge tree
The sign says K-mart
It grows frozen foods
We do accept credit cards!

Now I have to confess
The world can never be in this mess
But, Its still a bad bad world
So open you eyes now

This was just a bedtime story
So, you can have a goodnights sleep
Now close you eyes
And pardon the pun please

Tejas Thakker

Copyright © tejas9999 ... [ 2007-04-10 18:16:04]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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